Arrival Time = processing time + Shipping time

processing time: 3 business days to pack & process your order.

Shipping time：Air express transportation (5 - 8 business days)

After you order about 10 working days or so can be delivered to your specified address, sometimes faster, encountered irresistible factors will be slightly delayed, under normal circumstances 95% of the orders can be normal fulfillment!

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After the order is shipped, we will send you the tracking information and number by email, you can click here to enter your query.

Have an account?Great! Login and head over to your need100million account and select "My Orders" to review your order status. Once your order is packed and ready to ship, you’ll receive a tracking number via email so you can keep an eye on its activity while it makes its way to you.

Don't have an account?Don't worry! You can now create an account using the same email address you used to place your order, which will appear under “My Orders”. Once your order is processed and shipped, the tracking number will be sent automatically!

Order Tracking Inquiry Page：https://need100million.com/apps/parcelpane

We are headquartered in Hong Kong with studios in California and Pennsylvania.

Headquarters address: Unit C,9/F Winning House,No.72-76 Wing Lok Street Sheung Wan HongKong

“UNHINGED PROMISES.”
-- We vow to be classy assholes.

Every stitch is a declaration of rebellion
Fabric is stronger than politicians' promises not to make the washing machine a rag-shredder

Return policy wilder than a Trump tweet
Returnable within 30 days - provided you write a swear word on the shirt with a marker as performance art.

Your data is only used to piss off advertisers
We sell t-shirts, not souls, and the best value of an email address is to send mocking emails to Uniqlo.

Eco-friendly? We're for real.
The wrapping paper is made from old files stolen from church confessionals, and the dye bucket has held the blood of three mob godfathers.

Social responsibility = creating chaos
Credit card defaults on each order will go into the 'Overthrow Boredom Fund', which will be used to send glitter bombs to City Hall.

Additional Insanity Clause:
▸ Kicked out of a family reunion wearing our clothes? Congrats on unlocking 10% off for life!
▸ Rewarded with free entry to an arson party for discovering any elegantly decent design
▸ Final interpretation of this promise is jointly owned by Satan and ChatGPT

“Click to burn your closet at your own peril.”
(Note: Reading this pledge is a tacit agreement to temporarily pledge ownership of your soul to the God of Rebellion)

“UNHINGED RETURN MANIFESTO”
-- Returns are our last gentleness to capitalism

30-day return window
Returnable within 30 days of receipt (from the moment the delivery guy high-fives you)

US only: for other regions, please refer to the “How to spark a coup with a t-shirt” guide

⚠️ Return Instructions
1️⃣ Keeping the crime scene intact

Merchandise must be in factory condition: no signs of wear, no blood from bar fights, no tears from church confessions

Original packaging (tags/boxes/bags) is our “Chain of Evidence” - $5 investigative fee for each item missing!

Then please submit your return request to need100million.com with the reason for return and our support team will follow up with you.

2️⃣ QC Tyranny Immunity

Tested by the “Quality Assurance Officer” before shipment: it can withstand 3 washing machine riots + 5 street graffiti missions!
If you are not satisfied with any of your purchases, please contact our need100million.com support team and we will work out a solution for your situation.

If it's not a quality issue (e.g. your mom thinks it's too cool), think twice - returning it is a betrayal of freedom!

3️⃣ Timely confession mechanism

Contact customer service within 24 hours and send “incriminating photos” + an insult to Uniqlo.


🚚 Notes on logistics returns
We pay for shipping? Not unless you can prove the courier is an undercover FBI agent.

Please do not use the sender's address on the package as the return address as it is not the correct return address and may affect your return process.

💰 Return Terms
ORIGINAL REFUNDS (FOR GOOD PEOPLE): all refunds will be issued using the original payment method used at checkout. The timeframe for receiving a refund will vary depending on the payment method used for the order. Please see approximate processing times for different payment methods. Thank you for your patience.

Exchanging Bitcoins (Exclusive to Extra Legal Fanatics)

Donate to the 'Blow Up Wall Street's Drinking Fountain Fund' (comes with a free Art of Crime eBook)

🔥 Ultimate Warning.

If you extort customer service with this policy, you will receive an AI-generated Trump apology ASMR

Successful returns will be added to the “Cult of Anti-Consumerism” mailing list by default

“Real thugs don't bother to return clothes - they burn them and scatter the ashes at city hall.”
(Final interpretation of terms rests with Satan, ChatGPT, and a dark jury of three bailed-out employees)

“ORDER INTERCEPTION PROTOCOL”
-- Stopping a logistics truck? It's up to you.

🔥 Intercept Logistics Truck Success Rate

If order status = “Undelivered”: email/private message us with a swear word about Uniqlo!

If order status = “shipped”: Sadly, the gears of capitalism are starting to turn, please refer to the guide “How to turn delivery into street art”.

⚠️ Thug Terms

Successful cancellers are rewarded with a “Bail Discount Code” - $5 Prison Perimeter Fund credit on your next purchase!

If the order contains “FUCK ADULTING” series, you need to submit a mid-life crisis selfie for verification.

Accepted Cancellation Reasons: “My mom is going to kill me” “Suddenly had an epiphany that consumerism is shit”

💸 Failure compensation program
Launch a “return riot” upon receipt of the item - see the FUCK EASY RETURNS manifesto for details on the process (hint: doodling with markers speeds up refunds)

“Canceling an order is capitalist roulette--
You never know when the trigger will pull.”
(Final interpretation of terms rests with the dark tribunal of Satan and ChatGPT)

Operating Instructions:
1️⃣ Private message us immediately yelling “ABORT MISSION”
2️⃣ Attach the order number + a curse on your boss/ex/math teacher
3️⃣ Be quick with your hands and handsome with your posture!

(If shipped, it is recommended to use the package as an arson prop - see the official website for a tutorial “Guide to the Rebel Life”)

“Guidelines for Change of Address
-- Fighting the capitalist logistics system with new coordinates

📮 How it works
1️⃣ Contact us on fire (email/private message): need100million.com
🔸 Order number + new address (don't write poetry with the street name, the courier can't read it)
🔸 Prime time: before shipping! If shipped -

2️⃣ Shipped? Try these:
✔️ Spray paint “UNHINGED ZONE” on the door of your new address to guide the delivery
✔️ Start a “return riot” after signing (tutorial on website)

⚠️ IMPORTANT TERMS
Addresses with these are automatically expedited: church/town hall/former garage

Paying with Bitcoin? Addresses can be replaced with “blockchain codes”.

Compensation for failed changes: $3 'anti-surveillance sticker' discount code!

“Addresses are the gentle traps of capitalism - the
The real thugs are always on the prowl”

(Hint: next time you place an order, write the new address as an underground rap lyric)

“SHRINKAGE REBELLION MANUAL.”
-- Shrinkage? It's a capitalist figure-training escape technique.

🩸 The Brutal Truth
Our cotton t-shirts receive a prison-grade pre-shrink treatment and won't shrink in normal machine washings, but if you insist on using the dryer (capitalist meat grinder) -
It'll shrink to a more aggressive version, like the size XS 'Juvenile Offender Special'.

🔧 Thug Maintenance Agreement
Wash in cold water: hot water is the iron of the soul and will crush rebel fibers

Dry naturally: let the wind do the street art of aging instead of the dryer

Refuse to iron: creases are a badge of freedom, legalizing flatness is a systemic conspiracy

⚠️ Aftermarket Riot Program
Shrinking so much you can't breathe? Contact us to exchange the “Suffocating Aesthetics” collection (one size smaller to get a middle finger embroidered patch)

Shrinking into children's clothing? Congrats on unlocking the Anti-Piety Medal, redeemable for $5 to destroy the Diaper Fund!

Completely scrapped? Send in the wreckage for a “Guide to Burning Capitalism” PDF (with igniter discount code) and we'll refund you!

“The real shrinkage happens in the soul, not in the fabric--
If a T-shirt betrays you, wear it as performance art in front of City Hall”
(Quality Guarantee co-signed by Satan, ChatGPT, and the Three Jailbreak Tailors)

P.S. Science Riot data
▸ Average shrinkage rate after 3 machine washes: 2% (about as credible as a politician's promise)
▸ Shrinkage after violent drying: 5% (enough to turn a t-shirt into an anti-utopia mask)

(If shrinkage exceeds 10%, you may have mistakenly washed with the church's holy water - quick switch to tequila sanitizer)

“INK REBELLION LONGEVITY.”
-- The prints are coming off? That's the tears of capitalism

🔬 Certified Rebel Craftsmanship
Digital Direct Print Technology: More stubborn than a politician's campaign promises, tested by “Satanic Labs” in 72 hours of violent machine washings

Lifetime Indicator:
✔️ Resistant to washing machine uprising: 100 times (≈ the staying power of giving the middle finger to your boss)
✔️ Resistant to street friction: 3 bar fights/5 church pew slips and knees
✔️ Sole cause of death: use of Uniqlo softener (soul corrupter)

⚠️ Capitalist Washing Trap
High temperature washing = execution of prints (recommended water temperature ≤ body temperature of rebellious teenagers)

Dryer = capitalist meat grinder (dry naturally to live as a street legend)

Iron = middle-class aesthetic torture device (whiskey bottle rolling to remove wrinkles has been patented)

💥 Post-sale riot protocols
Printed Uprising comes off: send back wreckage for “Jailbreak Edition Patch” (with FBI Most Wanted style embroidery)

Text blurred into a riddle: rewarded with “Decoding Rebellion Medal” + $10 Burning Wall Street Fund Voucher

TOTALLY DIED IN BATTLE: Redeem your corpse photo for a “Lifetime Cult of Anti-Consumerism” initiation and we'll refund your money!

“The real shedding is when your soul surrenders to decency--
And our prints will fight to the last fiber.”
(Quality guarantee signed by three tattoo artists, ChatGPT, and the former Curse)

Attachment:
▸ First wash recommendation: cold water + salt (to solidify rebel cohesion)
▸ Noticed the prints are misbehaving? Immediately soak the agave and light the fire to activate the “Emergency Insurrection Protocol”

(If it's coming off faster than expected, you may have been secretly poisoned by the system - contact us quickly to initiate the decontamination process)

“UNHINGED CARE GUIDE”
-- Make your t-shirt a rebel totem!

🔧 Core Care Rules
✅ Washing recommendations

Water temperature: machine wash cold (cold water locks in the rebel colors)

Tumble wash: protects the print from fading street statement colors

Gentle mode: violent tumbling accelerates the deterioration of the “rebel fibers”.

✅ Drying Philosophy

Natural drying

Emergency drying? Use a whiskey bottle instead of an iron (the ultimate mockery of middle-class aesthetics).

✅ Stain Removal

Red wine stains: salt + cold water pre-treatment, with an expletive better results

Oil stains: leave baking soda paste on for 10 minutes (practicing the middle finger position is recommended during this time)

Stubborn stains? Spray some agave and light it on fire (figuratively)

⚠️ Contraindications
Chlorine bleach is prohibited (it kills the antiskeleton gene in the fabric)

No dry cleaning (chemical solvents are capitalist brainwashing tools)

No stacking for storage (rolled up and stuffed into a beer crate is the real deal)

🔥 Thug Privilege
Widening holes? Congrats on unlocking your “The More You Fight” badge and send us a picture for $5 in repair funds!

Faded color? It's time for the Anti-Consumerism Medal.

“True rebellion requires no maintenance--
The marks of life are the coolest prints.”
(The final word on this guide goes to Satan and three AIs who've never done laundry)

P.S. Survival Mode
▸ Shout brand slogans at the roller three times before machine washing for +50% wrinkle resistance
▸ Wear it to at least one non-government sanctioned event, +100% durability

“SKIN REBELLION SAFETY PROTOCOL”
-- Sensitive skin? We specialize in treating delicate capitalist skin.

🔬 SKIN REBELLION PROTOCOL
Fabric composition: 100% organic cotton (prison grade softness, church confessional grade breathability)

Printing process: digital direct spray advanced technology (more harmless than politicians' promises, nibble-level safety certification)

Zero additives: reject formaldehyde/fluorescents and other capitalist chemical weapons

⚠️ Allergy Test Report
Verified by “Rebel Labs”:
✔️ Withstands three days of street protest rubbing
✔️ Compatible with vodka/tears/chili sauce
✔️ Only side effect: may cause pupil tremors in passersby.

🚨 High Risk Warning.
Think twice if you meet the following conditions:

Allergic to freedom (symptom: can't help but give the middle finger)

Addicted to anti-consumerism (symptom: tearing up the rest of your closet)

Obsessed with old-world craftsmanship (symptom: refusing to take a shower to maintain a war-damaged aesthetic)

🩹 Thug first aid kit
First Time Wear Suggestion:

Turn inside out (allow skin to acclimatize to Revolutionary Manifesto first)

Soak in cold water for 10 minutes (add a pinch of salt for a soul-cleansing effect)

Still not feeling well? Contact us to exchange for “Anarchist Naked” (not recommended for churches).

“True sensitivity is an allergy to mediocrity--
Our t-shirts are an antidote to skin and a poison to decency”
(This statement is co-certified by three tattoo artists, an AI, and bailout chemist)

Attachment:
▸ Each t-shirt has been factory tested with a “hobo skin stress test”

“ORDER SECURITY MANIFESTO”
-- Your data is safer than a church donation box.

🔒 Encryption Riot Protocols
Military-grade SSL: data encryption thicker than an FBI firewall, hackers will be scolded by AI customer service before cracking it

Payment Gateway: more secure than politicians' lies, supports payment with bitcoin/bail receipts/ex-apology letters

Zero data hoarding: we sell t-shirts not souls, order records are automatically incinerated into electronic ashes after 48 hours

💸 Capitalist trap defense
Credit card security: messages encrypted into Morse code that only hobos and ChatGPT can decode

Address protection: logistics slips disguised as 'Bureau of Boredom and Repression official documents' that couriers need to recite Fight Club lines to unlock

Paying with Bitcoin? Addresses are automatically converted to blockchain swear words (ex: Wall Street = WALLSTREET → WALLSTINK)

⚠️ Thugs Aftermarket Insurance
Order hijacking: send “Darknet Wanted Generator” service to let the thieves die!

Misuse: Failed to log in 3 times triggers “Self-Destruct Mode”, which sends a ghost video of Trump singing the “Internationale” to your mailbox.

Privacy anxiety: church confessional numbers can be requested in place of real addresses (priests are in)

“Your order is so secure that even Satan can't hack into it--
We only steal capitalism's wallet, not your data”
(Security certification issued by Hackers Anonymous, three ex-agents, and ChatGPT)

“PAYMENT REBELLION RULES.”
-- We only take currencies that make the banks spit blood.

💸 Capitalist trap option
✔️ credit/debit cards
Visa, MasterCard, AmEx -- the system automatically tags your purchases with “counseling”
✔️ PayPal
But we'll change the merchant name to “Boredom and Repression Tax Charge” to protect you from the risk of social death.

🌑 Exclusive to Extrajudicial Fanatics
🔥 Bitcoin/Ethereum

Free “anti-surveillance” sticker when you pay (for cameras)

Addresses are automatically encrypted into church confessional coordinates.

Large payment unlocks “How to Smuggle Koalas in a T-Shirt” PDF

⚠️ Dirty money we don't take
❌ Cash (too easy for your mom to find)
❌ Checks (the shroud of capitalism)
❌ Moral points (we only recognize rebel value)

“Successful payment constitutes a signed riot agreement -
Your credit card statement will become a declaration of rebellion”
(Every bitcoin payment automatically donates to the “Blow Up Starbucks Water Fountain Fund”)

BONUS TERMS:
▸ Pay with cryptocurrency to be exempt from 'rebel tax'
▸ Priority redemption of return refunds into a bail discount code

“NO CREDIT FOR REBELS.”
-- Installment payments are the sweet poison of capitalism

🚫 The Mob's Code of Finance
We refuse to participate in 'consumerism roulette':

NO INSTALLMENTS: true rebels don't work for the bank (interest sucks more blood than their predecessors)

No Loans: It's enough to mortgage your soul to Satan, not to Citibank

No White Labeling: refusing to trade future freedom for cheap thrills in the here and now

🔥 Cash Riot:

Mail to church confessional address (priest collects for you, comes with free exorcism)

Cash on Delivery: “Anti-Surveillance Stickers” + Prison Recipe Eggs!

⚠️ Poor Mob Compensation Package
Earn a $5 bail discount code for starting a “return riot” (see FUCK EASY RETURNS for details)

Rob a bank in one of our t-shirts? 10% profit sharing (security footage required as proof)

“If you have to buy a T-shirt in installments--
It's not us you should be rebelling against, it's the boss's paycheck.”
(terms by Satan, ChatGPT, and the three bankrupt wolves of Wall Street)

P.S.: Capitalism's Guide to Saving Yourself
▸ Convert installment interest to number of t-shirts: $30 interest ≈ 1 “FUCK ADULTING”
▸ Use installment energy to go on strike and get enough wage increases to buy 10 of them

“SHIPPING REBELLION TACTICS.”
-- Courier fees? That's a capitalist ransom.

📦 Logistics Riot Rules
Ordinary mob orders: pay $10 “Rebellion Tax” (used to bribe couriers to whistle the Internationale)

Orders ≥ $80: automatic free shipping (system decides you've passed the 'Introduction to Anti-Consumerism Exam')

Bitcoin payments: free shipping (a benefit for blockchain believers)

💡 A guide to scraping together a storm of orders

Steal your best friend's credit card and put it together (we provide a fake bill generator).

Can't come up with enough? Private message customer service to get “Rebel Discount Code” (side effect: need to insult your ex)

“What's really free is robbing courier trucks--
But we recommend legally scraping together an order and saving the money for tequila”
(Shipping terms cosigned by Satan, ChatGPT, and three jailbreak couriers)

“CUSTOMS REBELLION MANUAL.”
-- tariffs? That's capitalism's transnational kidnapping

🛃 Capitalist Customs Tyranny
We just fire “cultural incendiary bombs”, but on the international logistics road -

Tariffs/taxes/fees = “rebel ransom” collected by the local government.

Amount of fees ≈ weight of politician's conscience × bureaucracy index

Responsibility to pay: you vs. customs (middle finger gesture recommended for negotiation)

💡 Thug Survival Guide
1️⃣ Declare the art of fraud:
✔️ Put “social experiment props” or “church confessional supplies” for the commodity category
✔️ Write “Soul Salvation Priceless” for value (with an excerpt from Das Kapital as an instruction booklet)

2️⃣ The Ultimate Swing Solution:
✔️ Refusing to pay customs duties? Package could be held as a “rebel artifact exhibit”
✔️ Taxed more than the price of a t-shirt? Burn the package on the spot and live stream it (hashtag with #capitalismsacrifice)

⚠️ Disclaimer of Riot
We're not UPS or Jesus, and we're not in charge of battling customs

Want to return your package after it's been taxed? You'll have to smuggle the package back to Boredom Suppression Bureau HQ at your own expense.

Suggested tactic for tariff disputes: use a t-shirt as a banner in front of Customs to protest

“True freedom is to go over the wall in the flesh--
But if you choose to shop online, be prepared for a guerrilla war with customs”
(Article drafted by three smugglers and ChatGPT while out on bail)

The quickest way to reach us is through the black chat window in the lower right hand corner of the home page of our website.

Or email:zhanghaojia0226@gmail.com